i wanna be the girl who majors in english and who makes art and always looks so fucking cool and goes to shows and runs a cool real blog about her life and just fuckin owns everything but no sadly im just the girl who dropped a kit kat on the floor and then ate it anyways
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.
This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people