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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

(via blink-and-you-are-deaded)

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ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

(Source: alluka, via indifferenceiskey)

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lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

(via indifferenceiskey)

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

videohall:

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

this is so fucking relaxing

(via blink-and-you-are-deaded)

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wassupcuz:

supernatural-who-lock:

at 144 years, this wisteria tree is the oldest in japan

beautiful

wassupcuz:

supernatural-who-lock:

at 144 years, this wisteria tree is the oldest in japan

beautiful

(via cranberry-moon-walk)

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9 hours ago

corinnestark:

sharipep:

Marge is such a great mom

She gets it. 

(Source: sandandglass, via cranberry-moon-walk)

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9 hours ago

untall:

dafahdills:

organicallygorgeous:

ohhealthydaysss:

jesskicksarse:

Has anyone else seen this? It’s brilliant

People on youtube are fucking idiots though. Apparently there are people that either a, think this is a green screen, or b, actually believe that this guy bought a go pro and travelled the world literally to just take selfies to make a YouTube video out of and get himself famous. Apparently people don’t know that there are places to go and people to meet and things to achieve away from being a giant shitdick on the internet.

aaahh, this is amazing! i had the goofiest smile on my face for the entire video. also, ahem, baaaaabeee.

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING. 

And yes, people are idiots. 

And yes, he’s gorgeous. 

And yes, I am super jealous. 

The worlds such a beautiful place wow

I WANT TO BE HIM

(via flowury)

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cloperella:

green-with-creativity:

vinylscratch18:

Jake Shapes

jake just doesnt give a fuck

I’m honestly disturbed by some of Jake’s shape-shifting 

(via dutchster)

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9 hours ago

baimbie:

murhk:

gingerb3ard:

In case anyone needs some cheering up at the moment.

his voice is so perfect

Perf

(via flowury)

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9 hours ago

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

(via cranberry-moon-walk)

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10 hours ago
agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

(Source: juanbercow, via jasperssprite)

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