We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
Has anyone else seen this? It’s brilliant
People on youtube are fucking idiots though. Apparently there are people that either a, think this is a green screen, or b, actually believe that this guy bought a go pro and travelled the world literally to just take selfies to make a YouTube video out of and get himself famous. Apparently people don’t know that there are places to go and people to meet and things to achieve away from being a giant shitdick on the internet.
aaahh, this is amazing! i had the goofiest smile on my face for the entire video. also, ahem, baaaaabeee.
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING.
And yes, people are idiots.
And yes, he’s gorgeous.
And yes, I am super jealous.
The worlds such a beautiful place wow
I WANT TO BE HIM
no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.
This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.